But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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