like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Is this like a preordered booty call?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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