New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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