I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize
