Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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