I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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