North Korea, Best Korea!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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