i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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