I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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