i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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