No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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