yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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