Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
