Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
only you would photoshop your dick
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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