I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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