Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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