Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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