No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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