I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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