I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Mom said you looked used
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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