i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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