I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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