If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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