I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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