Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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