i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
organizing the empties. That sober.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
just found out that she named her cat after me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
