Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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