So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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