It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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