I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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