Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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