so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
