you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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