it wasn't lemon gatorade
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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