Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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