How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
