My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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