Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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