I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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