This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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