Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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