She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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