there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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