in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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