I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
