If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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