I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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