i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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