when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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