Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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