S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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