if you like me you must not know who I am
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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