Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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